---My name is Glaatu, of ''KNUCKLEHEAD'' THEATER fame. I use to be much, more anonymous and blend into the scenery...but now I'm stared at - wherever I go. People seem to recognize me...now. It must be the price of fame.
---I want to officially announce the opening of ''KNUCKLEHEAD'' THEATER, and I hope that the videos bring a smile to your face and a smorg of glutio to your hynigenus borcka. If it happens that way for you, and I hope it does, then walking and chewing gum at the same time will NEVER be a problem, again. You will be able to drive to the bank and play the radio. ALL WITHOUT HITTING A SINGLE PARKED CAR. The guys at AAMCO have practically guaranteed this, if I let them re-align my front-end. To be honest, I'm trying to figure out how a car can have a ''front'' end and ''back'' end. It doesn't sound right.
---Anyway...Remember to have fun at ''KNUCKLEHEADS.'' If something doesn't suit you, try something else. Always leave with a smile.
''EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, BUT, HAVE FUN-UNTIL SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT COMES ALONG''